I'm never the type to make a big deal about myself. It draws too much attention, and even though I'm an attention-whore, I try to stay away from that [forgive me if every other line from me is a contradiction, I'm human]. You ever get a great haircut that you feel proud about [or you lost weight, or u have a cool shirt, etc], and though u dont want to flaunt it, it seems like its the only thing ppl wanna talk to you about? That's how I feel today.
Still, I wanna thank everybody in my life, near by or far away, for collectively making me feel special today.
I love you all, even if i dont tell you. Don't worry, we're not about to start getting sentimental.
Have a drink on me [at least of OJ], it's my birthday!